Broadcasters Are Bloodthirsty

Speaking of charity, as I did in that last statement, did I ever tell you all about what happened to me at the SPCA in 2008? It was shortly after Toronto's pitbull ban following my first photographically supported report of being attacked by that big dog in late 2007, which looks a lot like 2015's. Did my report of being attacked by a vicious pitbull in Vancouver get the issue looked at in Toronto? I'm sure we can thank media spin for that one. When I was sitting in the SPCA in 2008, it was my second time volunteering there, but I couldn't recall the first time at the time. They said how the media was very important to them. I can see that. I got the message that I must muzzle my complaints about the media if I wanted to work there. And I wonder which members of the media knew about my job at the SPCA while they were hyping the hell out of all those fraud stars who stole my blogs and songs: David Frum? Patti Schmidt? Ian Hanoomansing? Did you ever notice how history changed after newspapers came along? It stopped being history and it turned into a newspaper. And the kind of headlines the media had planned for this newspaper to clear the way for their crimes might have been Suspected Sex Offender Commits Suicide or Dave's Dateline Disaster!. And all the creeps who stole my music and poetry and comedy would have been put into the pantheon of talent in my place. Did I ever tell you about the time Ian Hanoomansing came into Canadian Tire to buy a football for his boy in 2002? He wanted the 'special price'. You mean the VIP discount, Ian? I recall being able to award such discounts to customers in a small business with the boss on the premises, but not in a giant corporate retailer like Canadian Tire. We're all the same to them. I can't get on the phone to the President of Shell Oil or whomever owns the place and ask them if I can give Ian Hanoomansing his VIP discount, but I gathered that Ian Hanoomansing was disappointed with my service for precisely that reason. Thanks to our history being turned into a newspaper, the people at the top of our command structure place image above substance in much of their decision making. I'd love to condemn them for it, but they are only trying to please the broadcast supporting population at large. As for me, as their victim, I refuse to take anything from such an unreliable source. I find broadcast signals manipulative and invasive. Broadcasters are bloodthirsty, and I wish I didn't have to plug my ears with my fingers so much to escape their evil when I'm in public.
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