Thursday, April 28, 2016

Fuming Mad

Fuming Mad
You want to know a great way to combat nicotine cravings? Cheap cigars. I just tried one and it was like smoking fifteen cigarettes at once. I'm sure I won't have another craving for several hours.

Yesterday as I started going into my withdrawal, someone had their TV on and left their door open for me to listen to the fucking Simpsons and I went berserk. Here's the only thing they've got to put on their stupid network and it's a show that stole its last three seasons straight out of my blogs. And now I'm supposed to listen to them making money from their greasy fucking show after they practically murdered me with their fraud. They think a convicted fraud like Matt Groening is still acceptable to use against honest citizens on the TV. I watch the Flintstones now. And I bet I could produce a new and improved cartoon for every tired old Simpson's repeat that they think they still need to broadcast.

Oh, but I don't have the right image! I smoke! Hey young smokers, don't worry about your habit if you plan on being successful before you turn fifty, which is certainly reasonable. If these assholes on TV and the radio would have left my work alone, I would have been successful with it all the way to now. And if you want to write and play hit songs, it obviously doesn't matter if you smoke. Joni Mitchell smokes too and she has the voice of an angel. But she managed to achieve her success before our broadcasting system was overrun by health Nazis. Now they care more about image than they do about talent, which is how so many lying dipshits ended up committing fraud with my most popular works on TV and in the movies. I say that my smoking is less evil than their fraud.

Don't worry, though. I'm buying enough food to stay out of the sandwich line. If I stand in a sandwich line, it's always because I 'just got out of jail' for something, eh? That's been the case now since at least 2012, when they told everyone I was 'kicked out' of my almost uninhabitable hotel room. What fucking nasty shitty lie do they have to help some asshole steal some more of my blogs and songs this summer? How's Richie Rich? Does he still hate Jews while he's prancing around on a stage with stolen songs and the networks are telling everyone to love him for it? This only happened last summer. How's Mister Dreadlocks from last summer? Did everyone enjoy seeing him plagiarize my blogs on YouTube last year with his stolen stand-up routine? Did the TV get him onto Saturday Night Live yet? Did he steal a new routine to try out again this year? Who's going to steal my music at the Vancouver Folk Festival this year? (Dec 2016: Wise Hall Flea?) Or are they going to steal it at the Vancouver Jazz Festival? Make sure CBC covers the event so the thieves can get all the hype they need to support their crimes.
  
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