How about Hate?

Why did such the TV and radio and newspaper do such a horrible thing to me? It must be my fault, right? After all, I stood in a soup line. How can you not hate a person without even the sense to buy enough groceries? It's probably because I'm a terrible cocaine user, right? Or I did something else wrong. Maybe I'm retarded, eh? That seemed to be the verdict in early 2010. Because when the TV and radio and the newspaper gang up on an artist and try to get him killed with his own work, what possible motive could they have for it? Wait a minute, how about hate? Have you read my work and seen the parodies I make out of network broadcasts? You liked them so you didn't hate me. They stole it and tricked you into hating me with it because you you liked it. And why would George W. Bush hate me? Because I'm smart and he's insecure about his intelligence. Didn't he try to get his SAT scores changed? And there I was in 2007, showing my JavaScript and sharing my complex arrangements and everyone liked me more than they liked him. Please don't vote for any more intellectually insecure candidates. Whether it was the hate of the thick for the clever or the hate of the untalented for the talented or the hate of the corporate for the independent, hate was the chief driving force behind the organized assault on my work and life. Just remember that this hate belongs mostly to bad stars, corrupt broadcasters, and poor politicians and don't let them trick you into thinking it was yours. Your appreciation for my work was evident in its popularity following my vacation from the web in late 2007.
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