Friday, April 22, 2016

Tomorrow Never Knows

Tomorrow Never Knows
Welcome to Tomorrow Never Knows, your everyday guide to good procrastination. I'm the Chief Procrastinator.

I see people going wrong with their stalling all the time. They think that all they need to do is nothing. There's more to it than that. If the task you're putting off is not correctly chosen, you could end up losing valuable leisure time. I select my neglect according to the following golden rule:

The chore must be unpleasant. For instance, everyone likes to eat but who likes to wash dishes after, especially when they're all stuffed with food and lethargic? Don't bother skipping that dental appointment if your kitchen is clean. You can only not do one thing at a time.

Speaking of unpleasant, is it ever a pain to try to generate material for this show. I was expected to stay on the air for half an hour, but I don't feel like racking my brain to come up with any more procrastinating tips. I think I'll just end it here - until tomorrow. I need to take a nap.
  
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