Soup d'Jour

I'll try to avoid the soup line this year because every time I have to stand in a soup line, it destroys my summer. Some jailbird asshole always sees me in a soup line and wants to start another fucking hate campaign made out of vicious lies to explain my presence in a soup line. They see someone who appears to be in a weak position and just like animal predators, they have learned from their evil TV's and radios to attack the weak. Last year I thought I'd save a little money by standing in the soup lines for a couple months and by September I was getting torn apart by a man eating pit bull. And did fucking AC/DC come to town? After the people in the soup line rubbed my nose in it that AC/DC was coming and they were so excited that AC/DC was coming, did that fucking band come? No? Oh, I'm sure it was because of something other than my pointing out that they stole Easy from me in 2007 and broadcast it on the fucking radio. Well, I'm avoiding the soup lines now - even if I have to starve. Maybe it can prevent another crime of fraud that these prick broadcasters are always so eager to see committed with my work. I hope everyone knows how I feel about broadcasters and the media: I don't like them. I don't know if I hate them because I'm not that kind of a person, but I know I don't like them. And one of them said that I will have to make friends with them if I want a future in show business but I disagree. I think that if people like my work, I can share it directly with them and be successful. On something else, I need to go on the record about Jesus in India. I borrowed this DVD and left it behind in a store but the clerk remembered me and returned it to me on my next visit over two weeks later. For once I was glad someone remembered my face. Anyway, I think that Life of Saint Issa might be a hoax. It fills in those missing years of Jesus's life too precisely to be authentic. I believe Christ's message was influenced by Eastern religions but I think the influence was already present in Judea. The Magi came to Bethlehem, after all. I don't think he was still alive when they took his body down either. That his legs were unbroken was in fulfillment of scripture, not to suggest he survived. When water separates from plasma in the blood, as was the case with Jesus, it is because the heart has stopped beating. (Dec 2016: Further research has informed me that the heart has a sack filled with water that was the likely target of this stab wound.) Lastly, I impaled my foot on a nail in Grade One and I couldn't put any weight on it for more than a week after. If both my feet were impaled, I doubt I could stand up at all, let alone trot all over creation, the way Jesus is described to have done following his crucifixion. (Dec 2016: Might have mentioned that my Grade One teacher, a nun, was most impressed with my 'sacred wound'.)
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