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In Canada, he was known as the Thousand Dollar Man, but the Americans had another name for him: the Thousand Dollar Canadian. (An Apple Computers Store. Enter the Thousand Dollar Canadian. He approaches the sales counter.) Clerk: How may I help you? TDC: I'd like to buy a new iMac. Clerk: (Saucer eyed) You must be the Thousand and Ninety-Eight Dollar Man! TDC: (Pulling out his wallet) That's my name. Don't wear it out. Clerk: How will you be paying? TDC: Will cash do? Clerk: Certainly! (TDC hands him a bundle of bright red banknotes.) What the hell is this? (Reading) Pearson? TDC: It's Canadian currency. Clerk: (Handing back the money) I'm sorry, we don't exchange foreign currency here, but I can show you what we have in your price range for this amount. TDC: That would be most helpful. (The clerk escorts the confused Canadian to the exit door.) |
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Sunday, April 17, 2016
The Thousand Dollar Canadian
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