Thursday, April 7, 2016

Confrontational Therapist: Single Solution

Confrontational Therapist/Single Solution
I can see that you are in a lot of pain over this, but once we establish your problem, I'm sure you'll start to feel better. Now why did your fitness instructor beat up your violin teacher again? (Pause.) Because of something he heard about your mailman? And you're crying? Why? No one laid a hand on you - at least in anger.

Women like you fascinate me. You know what your problem really is, right? It's not their behavior, it's their number. You're a nymphomaniac. You can't be serious with those waterworks. If I were you, I'd have a permanent smile on my face. What kind of personal security are you looking for anyway? Do you need a husband or a fan club? What did you say? Shut up? So you don't want to talk about it anymore? Then my work is finished. Should I send you a bill or do you want to come back to my place?
  
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