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Host: Welcome to the wild new show for singles: Lady's Choice. We're here with Lucy Fillings who will be propositioned by three callers, each of whom will try to win her over from a well-to-do mystery man. Lucy has already agreed to the mystery man's proposition, but she will be allowed to change her mind for one of her callers. Lucy, are you ready to meet them? Fillings: I think so. Host: Good. Are you ready, gentlemen? Let's start with Franklin Dorsal, an outdoorsman from Ontario. Franklin, what do you think Lucy wants? Dorsal: I think maybe she wants to go canoeing. Host: (sarcastically) How novel. Fillings: Canoeing? You mean like rowing? That sounds like work. Dorsal: But it's great exercise. And you gives you lots of clean air. Fillings: I don't want any of that. Who's next? Host: Doctor W. Allan Bradley is a cardiologist with a highly lucrative practice in Daytona Beach. Go ahead, Doctor Bradley. Bradley: Lucy, I don't know quite how to put this, but as soon as I laid eyes on you for the first time, I knew I wanted to spend the rest of my life with you. And that's why (getting down on one knee and opening a small jewellery case) I'd like to offer you this ring and ask for your hand in wedlock. Lucy Fillings, will you marry me? Fillings: (crying) That was so sweet. I always knew I'd marry a doctor. (They embrace and the audience cheers.) Host: So that's it, then? What about your third caller? Fillings: Send him home. Host: Very well, your third caller was a rich and powerful producer who wanted his next date to star in his next feature film. But you know best. I'll send him back to his private jet. Fillings: No, wait! Host: No, you've already rejected the mystery man for Doctor Bradley. Now you have a good man there and he wants to marry you. You should be happy. Fillings: But I didn't know! Bradley: Lucy, don't you love me? Fillings: Oh, stuff it. |
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| © 2016. Scripts by David Skerkowski. All rights reserved. |
Saturday, February 20, 2016
Lady's Choice
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