Fraudcasters Hate You

I've had to make a correction on the title of my last cartoon post. It should be Breach of Faith. I also corrected my spelling of the word 'breach'. Sheesh. I'm probably getting a little burnt out from having to draw and think so much. But I'll be fine. Do the TV people who wanted you to like my cartoons when they were illegally claimed by MAD Magazine and Mike Myers want you to reject my work now? Did you ever consider their true sense of humor? No wonder they need to rip me off so much. The TV stars thought it was funny that my poor dying mother prayed to God for her victimized son every night. They thought it was funny that my songs were so appealing to women and that all the sexual rewards for my music went to nasty frauds. They thought it was funny that I had to struggle so hard to defend my position with original poems and cartoons and scripts and statements when all they had to do to win public favor was to claim my lampoons as their own generous self parodies, with poems like Sappho Asparagus and Jackie the Pro and The Porcupine Girls, for instance. You may think that corporate broadcasters hate me by the way they've been cheating me out of my success for such a long time, but I think they hate you just as much. When they steal my work and lie to you with it, they are actually punishing you for choosing me over their stars. They obviously think that artists are not supposed to receive any love or support without their consent. They want to punish me for producing popular work outside of their corporate grasp and they want to punish you for supporting it by coming to my blog and reading what I have to say, as you are doing right now. They hate you. I worked on Madonna's show in 2008, so when I heard that she went to prison in 2014, I was inclined to believe it. How many of you worked on Madonna's show in 2008? Did any of you author any hit songs before you were forced to look for work driving a forklift? So I offer this information to you as a true insider to Madonna's illicit activities. I said she went to prison in 2014? How do they argue with this? Do they play a Madonna song like Holiday on the radio to give the impression she is on a holiday? Gee, every time someone falsely accuses me of being incarcerated, I'm in trouble if I don't post something online in my defense immediately. But all Madonna needs is for one of her songs to get played on the radio and everyone thinks she is free. I guess the radio thinks that Madonna's bimbo music is more important than my music. They don't think my hits are worth any attention either. That's fine, they can ignore my hits, as long as they ignore all the money they're not making from them. And if they want to keep stealing my new stuff, I'll stay online this time to make sure they pay properly for their crimes.
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