Friday, January 22, 2016

How's This for Attention?

How's This for Attention?
Why would you go to the library? Would you go there to party and socialize with your friends? I've had to spend many hours in the library this past week, but I think I'm going to have to switch to a more private computer. I'm one of those weirdos who expects to be able to concentrate in a place that is designed for research and study. I can't concentrate when there's a group of people talking and laughing out loud every ten seconds, as was the case earlier today. Nor can I concentrate when two people sit next to me and spend an hour discussing their strategies to steer traffic towards their web pages, as was the case last night. Nor can I work when a gravelly voiced derelict wants to vocalize every banality in his empty head, as was the case the day before. There always seems to be someone at that library branch who wants to get my attention. Do you go the library to get attention? Anyway, I have a lot of work to do and I need a reasonably quiet environment to get it done. Too bad I can't find it in that library branch, but I did manage to post this in a much quieter branch - adjoined to a secondary school.

Oh yeah, I almost forgot, you know why George Carlin and Bill Maher stole so many statements like this from me? Because they agree with every word of my arguments and they had less respect for the people I criticize than I do. And they probably think even less of gullible viewers who swallow poisonous fraud as though it were their last meal. Don't fall for the cute and lovable act onstage. These 'stars' are heartless pricks who needed to make the whole world pay for their lack of talent.
  
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